You Do the Math

Math doesn't seem to work the same in my house as it does in other places.
Here is a story problem that I can't seem to figure out;
One mommy washes, dries, and folds five loads of laundry. This mommy asks three very obedient children to take the laundry up to their room and put it away.
The next day, the three very obedient children come to the mommy and tell her that they have no clean clothes to wear to school.

There were no break-ins overnight.

Please choose one of the following answers;
A: The monster under their beds ate all of the clothes.
B: Mommy decided to sneak in their rooms last night and wear every piece of clothing that they own.
C: They never did put the clothing away. They chose to throw it on their floors and spread it about in order to more thoroughly create the look of "disaster".

Will I Wait For You?

Me: "Sadie, you can not date Owen S until you are 16."
Sadie: "Oh man! He's only 5!"

Yes We Can!

 Do you see those tiny little staples? Brady and I spent the afternoon hammering away at a bazillion of them. We need to get them all flush to the sub-floor before the new flooring goes in.

Whose Side Are You On?

Brady: (holding his hand to his face like he is talking in to a walkie-talkie)
"Calling all mommies! Calling all mommies! Someone is being naughty out here!"

Double Agent?

Just the Right Size

Brady picked up the measuring tape this morning and decided to measure himself to see how tall he is.
When he was all finished he looked at the tape and announced, "I am three years tall!"

Autobiographical Lyrics

Brady has been writing a lot of songs lately. He loves to share them with us. Yesterday, on the way home from a church activity, Brady made up a new song.
"Daddy cut the cheese and gave a piece to me..."

He may or may not have been singing about a dairy product. ;)

Which Leads Me to My Second Question...

Me: "Brady, why are you crying?"
Brady: "I can't get the macaroni noodle out of my nose."