For a Staple Emergency

Brady: "I think I forgot to tell Santa that I really want a staple gun for Christmas, dad."

Dear Tooth Fairy

Brady was looking at and holding Sadie's recently lost tooth. He dropped it. The dog ate it.

Suspicious

Me: "Brady, what are you doing?"
Brady: "Um, I don't think I am going to tell you."

Super

Brady: "Mom, please tie my blanket like a cape."
Done
Brady: "Now all I need is the underwear over my pants!"

Hurry Santa!

I think the suspense is killing Brady. He asked me today how many more days there were until Christmas.  I told him that there were 6. That was too long for him to wait, so he decided to take matters in to his own hands.
He took the numbers off of the advent calendar and hid them. He says that Santa has to come now!

For Your Resume

Brady: "Mom, why do big sisters and big brothers go to school?"
Me: "So they can learn! Daddy went to school for a long time and now he has a very good job and he can take care of his family."
Brady: "So, am I going to preschool so that I can get a good job?"

Eating Spaghetti

Brady and I were eating leftover spaghetti for lunch. As I was eating I heard him talking himself through the process of the loading up of his fork.
Brady: "First you wrap the fork in the squeezy spaghetti blanket... (turning fork)..
then you stick it in your mouth!"