Sunday, October 19, 2008

Say What?

Do you know what it sounds like when a four year old screams,
"Ahhh! DAMAGE, DAMAGE, DAMAGE!!" ?

Lucky for that four year old, her big sister was able to interpret before the soap came out. :D

We wouldn't want anyone to go blind for no reason.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Use Your Own!

How do I convince my 8 month old that MY sleeve is not a kleenex? EEewww! I even got dressed up today for a meeting that I have.
It doesn't look as nice if you have crusty stuff on your sleeve. GAG!

Oh Mom, You Are Mistaken!

Why does having my 5 year old daughter tell me that I am wrong bring out my immature side? I realize it isn't that far from the surface anyway, but it really is a problem!

The other night she and I were disagreeing about what one of her friends was for Halloween last year. She looked at me and said,

"Mom, you are mistaken!"

Oh really, mistaken?? So I did the most mature thing I could think of. I called her friend's mom and asked her what her daughter was for Halloween last year.

Guess what? I was right. :D
I wouldn't be blogging about it if I was wrong. heh heh heh

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Can't....keep... eyes... ope...n....

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Do You Have Children?

If you have children, plan on having children, or ever come in contact with children you need to read this book!

I borrowed it from a friend, but now that I have read through it once I am pretty sure that I need to own it.

It has done amazing things at my house. My kids are doing all of the work (not housework, solving problems work) and I am being pronounced the "BEST MOM EVER". How can you top that? It is lovely!

The only problem that I have come across is that I don't have as much to blog about because Sadie has been pretty great! I think I am willing to take those consequences.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Divine Assistance

Sadie has started locking doors at our house again. She locks them on the way OUT of the bathroom or room. She denies it whole-heartedly. I am not sure if she doesn't know that she is doing it or if she is just flat out lying.
Today I told her that I *KNEW* she was the one that locked the bathroom door because she was the last person in there.
Still, she refused to admit to it. I guess she felt backed in to a corner and that she needed someone to back her story up.
She said,

"Heavenly Father? (She is looking at the ceiling) Did I lock the bathroom door? No? Ok, thanks.
Mom, Heavenly Father says that I am telling the truth!"

Not Getting Along

At this time there are two little things in my life that are making my days crazy and sometimes miserable. They are even affecting some of my nights. Two little things. We just aren't getting along.

My troubles started in JUNE! JUNE!! It is now October. Still, these two little things plague me. When will the madness end?

When will those two little teeth actually break through his gums?? The kid has been teething for almost 5 months, and still there is not a single tooth in his mouth. He has been a bear for the last three days.
AHHHHHHHHH!