Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Is She Too Slow or Am I Too Fast?

Why does it take Bethanie 5 minutes to decide what she wants to eat for breakfast?
Why does it take my daughters over 25 minutes to eat a bowl of cereal?
How come I can leave Sadie with a complete outfit sitting next to her, walk over and get Brady out of bed, get him a drink, change his diaper, and get him dressed, and Sadie is still sitting in the same place butt naked?
Why does Bethanie think having her hair brushed and blow dried is a form of torture I like to use to keep her under my thumb?
Why do my children move like molasses?

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